Ms Bear is a Blueberry princess. A delicate bowling ball. Somehow she manages to be agile, yet clumsy. Like a tightrope walking potato. Her beautiful gray coat is silky soft. Her golden eyes say leave me alone until I want you to pay attention to me. She is very tidy, clean, and smells like dusty violets. She doesn’t bother plants, bookshelves or throw up hairballs. She loves cat tv, being brushed softly under the chin, and long conversations on her favorite subjects: outside, treats, and naps. The best recipe for a Ms Bear cuddle: lay or sit very still with a soft, fluffy blanket. She will then decide if you are worthy of baking biscuits upon. If you are chosen, scratch her chin with confidence, but not too much force. Pet between her eyes with long, smooth strokes. Don’t pet her too much, but also don’t ignore her. Look into her ladyship’s eyes and blink slowly. Purrs and soft snoring will commence shortly hereafter.